sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

rememberwhenyoutried:

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

I want a cat that makes this face. I’m going to print this picture out and take it to the shelter and hold it up next to every single cat.

rememberwhenyoutried:

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

I want a cat that makes this face. I’m going to print this picture out and take it to the shelter and hold it up next to every single cat.

hannibals-souffle:

I don’t get the big deal behind makeup. Like, honestly it’s just a fashion accessory. Like what if we treated bracelets the way we treated makeup? “UGHHHH GIRLS DON’T NEED TO WEAR BRACELETS 2 B BEAUTIFUL SHOW UR NATURL WRIST CUZ THATS WHAT DA BOIZ LIKEEEEEE” Stfu its just a fucking fashion choice.

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

level5spookyoutbreak:

self-esteem tips

  • stop thinking of urself on a scale of pretty or ugly
  • start thinking of urself as an interesting and unique character design